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@bathroomass
Holy Crap
What if his name was Bob Amiri? Would we all be driving 90mph to the mall to buy his jeans?
I broke my record by almost dying going 90 in a 30 in my dad’s Impreza in high school; Where’s my post you cowardly dipshit?!
YouTuber AutoTopNL broke his record by going 230mph in a Lamborghini Revuelto on the no speed limit highway, the autobahn, in Germany
I lost my backyard in the divorce. My ex-wife plays flag football back there all day to spite me
Only A Sith Deals In Absolutes My Dear
A broke bitch is not the same as a broke nigga. She’ll work her lil job, get cute on budget, go out, & even be generous when possible. A broke nigga is a mean, angry, miserable, stankin leech.
Never been to MetroPCS but based on the exterior of their store I’m guessing their best phone is two cans connected by a string
There’s no one on earth I trust less than a white guy wearing a short sleeved hoodie
This nigga Hank Hill thought god punished him for showboating in the endzone in high school 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wearing My Bape Tanktop To Church And Playing The Organ Beautifully
My friend took one of these in high school and had to do a year in alternative school for Superman punching the mailman
Diddy's former assistant, David James, testifies that Puff allegedly took drugs "every day"—including Obama-shaped ecstasy pills.
I Be In The Club Knocking Peoples Bottles Over On Purpose And Getting Beat Up!!
Yeah these rappers be lying bout what they spend on jewelry cause these athletes diamonds be bussin way different
Ja’Marr Chase’s $50k grill is UNREAL 🥶
There’s A Third Option They Don’t Want You To Know About
When you turn 18 society asks young men to pick one of these two as their role models. If these are the only two forms of masculinity available to us I am straight up killing myself
Going under an 18-wheeler on the highway like Fast and Furious and it completely rips my huge shitty spoiler off of my Subaru WRX and my Batman snapback flies out the sunroof
I keep track of inflation through 2013 Gucci Mane lyrics where he says Stan Smiths are 50 dollars
