karbon 🐺🦊
@basedkarbon
karbonpilled
I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
Last cycle: pushing boundaries with new tech like rebasing, tax coins, algo stables, good ponzis, people actually held coins This cycle: the dog has a hat! The cat pops!The poop has aura! More token launchers! FnF bundles! Take me back to when crypto was fun man I hate it here
MANIFESTED
🚨 TRUMP: THINKING ABOUT NO TAX ON CAPITAL GAINS, HOUSES
After watching a crew of Mexicans work on my yard for a week, I can safely say I'm glad I hired someone else to do this shit
Consensus now is something like "the warning signs of the end times are here, you have 3-6 months or less maybe left"
They're tracking stablecoin performance on CNBC like it's gonna have a move
ETH went back to underperforming the second you guys starting buying NFTs Can't make this shit up
DoorDash is incredible I can get food delivered for only an extra $33
"L2s like Base & Solana"
I still think ETH goes to 0. Prices have pumped with "crypto week," stablecoin summer, and a short-squeeze. But let's be real - retail isn't buying, it's institutions that don't understand DeFi. Stablecoins are on L2s like Base & Solana, not Ethereum anymore. This goes to zero.
I wonder why he didn't get invited to the White House It's a real mystery
Same people who told you to sell all your eth for sol at the soleth top also told you to go 100% btc at the btc.d top Incredible
Kid brought me a nasty cold that I've been fighting with for days. Toddler germs are next level
Buying $XRP once they hear "banks are gonna use it"
Wow, interesting. Wonder where these people will end up?