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@banditsecrets
ur side lined female characters are my main characters, ur big tiddy villain abomination is my concubine (now playing : expedition 33)
interesting wording in “new parts for all to play” not new actors, but new roles to existing ones. “my ideals are invincible”. yeah emet said fuck retirement, hes about to take a nap in the lifestream & the minute he senses wol’s coochie vibrating SOS in morse code hes tapping in
been playing expedition 33 and ive gotten unreasonably attached to the big eldritch bitch. if anything happens to esquie may the lord take all my oomfs in their sleep
reylo breaking the curse of ugly leads in romance movies…..feels good, feels organic. lili reinhart has the powerful mind of a businesswoman and the marketing insight only a chronically online shipper can have, put her in charge of more projects
cast the cheated pregnant wife as the best friend to make it the icing on top of the messy drama cake
Hypothesis: Tom Bateman is the perfect Adam Carlsen. #TheLoveHypothesis Amazon MGM Studios announced that Tom Bateman is set to star in The Love Hypothesis, a romantic comedy based on the New York Times bestseller of the same name by Ali Hazelwood.
what a loaded line. “to the last of us” implies emet knows wol is azem. he’s regained all the memories of our time in elpis AND shb. & with memories comes personality & experience. this isnt just hades anymore, but a mix of emet selch, solus & hades who we havent really “met” yet
zenos got told he won’t get any coochie if he keeps screaming and throwing up over it and it triggered self reflection. he said imma go see the lady, i promise. imma take my meds and change i swear babygirl
love that in every form emet ditches the pants. he love him a little maternity wear gown. a real military general the way he be going commando….he said im gonna let that grandfather clock SWING
