Mick ⴲ
@bain_pratai
Toyotathon Jihadist. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006. Gaelic Hotep. Pro-Democracy Armed Rebel. MILF enjoyer.
Don't turn Internet personalities into your heroes. You'll be disappointed every time.
We're going to rape them
Apparently a giant something in space with a very improbable trajectory is headed this way from a very improbable direction. Probably aliens. avi-loeb.medium.com/preliminary-an…
Breaking the 4th wall here but I don't smoke crack and have no interest in it. It's just funny. Figured I'd say that because a friend messaged me and was actually concerned.
Gonna piss in the truck stop parking lot I just watched a dog do it so why can't I
Sitting through OSHA training on why you can't use the forklift as a work platform

MtFs are all lesbians because they're not actually gay they're just freaks
Did something embarrassing on accident so I'll just not acknowledge it
I once (2 weeks ago) dropped a glock 25ft and it worked fine but the rear sites got knocked to the side and I didn't notice because I was too angry and then slightly less than two weeks ago a guy on twitter pointed it out