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Most dinosaurs were dumb man
Continuing with Loomis here, I also have other issues with him. For example, his palaeontology skills are kinda whack for some reason? Like calling dinosaurs dumb and lumping everything under the umbrella term of "dinosaurs."
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Hot take - most "palaeo-accurate" redesigns of JP dinosaurs tend to suck out all the character from the originals, ending up as generic palaeoart that at most share a colour pattern. Very few actually adapt the best design elements into a more anatomically contemporary framework.
Because the man can direct
..... why was this man hired again?
World 1 is a very good action romp with fun action and performances. It’s a perfectly okay Sci-Fi action movie
People on my timeline saying Jurassic World is a good movie
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Nearly everything that released after JPTG is an insult to the franchise, Mattel is the worst toy manufacturer jp ever had, cc and ct are utter garbage, and the fandom is a cesspit of cry babies and yes men being taken advantage of by slop YouTubers and leeches on twitter ✌️
Perhaps not having so much plot that you need a nearly three hour extended cut to make the film feel somewhat complete is a good thing and not a bad thing?
It has no plot, no depth, it's everything that ppl accuse the JW films of. Nothing in the film is explored, the mutants (hybrids but not by name) have no real plot relevance beyond scary monsters, the science is the worst its been. Its just action scenes stringed together
The characters in REBIRTH are such dramatic improvements over their WORLD counterparts it’s genuinely funny, which says something, because they are a bit undercooked
Once you get over the terrible premise, the uncooked characters, the constant barrage of headscratching retcons, the fact they forget about the main antagonist until the last 12 minutes ETC
Fallen Kingdom is beautiful, it’s directed very well, its performances are very good. It is also a fucking mess and JW beats it on basic story beats alone. Absolutely not
Fallen Kingdom is the best World movie because for all its faults it’s actually competently told and Bayona put his whole Bayussy into those kickass horror scenes. Also human cloning was a great and relevant plot point Also recency bias goes crazy Rebirth is NOT that good
I LIKED THE ALTOIDS BIT I DONT WANNA HEAR IT
"humor is oxygen", David Koepp says, as he inserts his fifth Altoids joke that sucks all the air out of the scene
Removing things like the classic JP raptor design and Rex design moreover essentially just makes this any other Dino franchise. It’s not Jurassic Park. Just create a new series and story at that point It’s like getting rid of the Enterprise Class in Star Trek or the replacing…
this should just straight up be the film design style going forwards, just retcon everything and/or explain it away with advances in genetic tech (or hard reboot the series with this design style rather than make endless bad sequels if there must be more jurassic films)
The Mutadons are a fun spec creature and that’s it. They’re not stealing anybody’s thunder they are just there. This has nothing to do with feathered raptors. Not every single creature in this franchise has to be based on the fossil record. Chill.
if you think mutadons are cooler than feathered raptors you’re wrong and i don’t wanna talk to you. it’s not hard to make feathered dinosaurs badass or fit the jurassic park aesthetic if you have sauce (art by Arturo García and Fred Wierum)
This is not more “In line” with Jurassic Park than the Jurassic World raptors. Which are literally just Jurassic Park raptors. What are you guys talking about man
this is more in line with *Jurassic Park* than basically every jurassic world design combined lol this is the type of shit they should have been doing many many MANY MANY years ago
The Mosa and the Atrociraptors are fine. The rest are ugly but that is more to do with base anatomy more than anything else
Capeshit folks on this site are perhaps the most pathetic people alive. Utter crybabies. THE LOST WORLD is better than 80% of Capeshit
They always act like there’s more than one good movie in that franchise
David Koepp is under no obligation to be consistent to every little detail in the previous trilogy. I really like the first entry in that trilogy and I don’t think that trilogy is worth that kind of effort. If that makes him “Out of touch” so be it.
Rebirths writing was incredibly sloppy and inconsistent with the entire rest of the franchise, it was so clearly made by a handful of out of touch people who only call themselves “fans” cause they read the novel and watched the movie in 4th grade ✌️