Miserable Med Student

To AdComs: When you see a Low-SES applicant applying to your school, you should feel honored and know that this applicant thought long and hard on where to send their money. Applying to school isn't cheap for ANYONE and especially burdensome on Low-SES applicants.

Side eyeing my car as I transfer money into savings

I once googled where I could easily practice internationally… in a half-serious manner… but like now… do I have to —

God bless the senior residents who give us their procedures 🥹🫶🏼 First chest tube ✅

Day 2 of residency:

First they came for abortion. Now it’s birth control, cancer screenings, prenatal care. The Supreme Court just ruled states can block Medicaid patients from getting care at Planned Parenthood. Let’s be real: this ain’t about “protecting life.” It’s about weaponizing poverty…

President Trump announces the USA has bombed Iran.

I have a separate phone for hospital and my co-interns are joking “oh, so official” and I’m like “have fun being reminded of work while you’re at home 🤚” No hospital material is touching my personal life- end of discussion.

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Bf: what are you doing? Me: recovering from the most traumatic thing I’ve ever had to do Bf: ?exit counseling for your loans?

Meanwhile me who's in medical school and have essentially none of these things

Graduate medical school ✅ Become a homeowner ✅ Confront my financial burdens 🫩 Intern year orientation ⏳

just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

WE NEED U-HAUL DISCOUNT CODES

Just put my mom, dad, and step mom in a group chat… waiting with bated breath…

Am I the only person not on some international vacation right now? In this economy, how are y’all paying for it?

Never thought this would be my most cycled photo…. Iykyk

boy are a lot of hit dogs hollering. this is a biological fact and nowhere in this post did Dr. Vater say no one should work nights or call, or that training shouldn’t be rigorous or that it’s realistic to aim for all of us to get ten uninterrupted hours of sleep every night

Email from my school— I literally gave you half a million dollars… kick rocks.

Five years from now if family medicine continues to pay $200,000 to $250,000 a year I don’t think we’re going to have any MD or DOs go into that field anymore. All patients will be seen by NPs or PAs for their primary care visit .

Using Sims to plan my house renovations is peak 90s girly behavior