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“y’all give oomf your phone number?” oomf is literally asleep next to me rn while im trying to watch paul giamatti’s criterion closet picks very discreetly
In my house we never stop talking about Sir Ridley Scott’s 2hr Tom Cruise pussy flash compilation
HUGE JASON MRAZ UPDATE FOR THE MRAZHEADS: HE IDENTIFIES AS BISEXUAL #mrazfacts
scary dave won’t leave me alone he keeps sending me texts every few hours that just say “are you ready to get Dave’d👀”
i like that tom hanks has one normal son, one son who acts as an agent of chaos, and a third son named Truman. i think that’s nice, he’s earned it
remember when m. night shyamalan was promoting trap and he would drop #TrapFacts and it was always just some shit like I wrote the screenplay Very quickly :)
i’m convinced that one of my mutuals was in the psych ward with me a few years ago but i have no way to prove it…
Peter and John are having so much fun #tickling eachother at the park!
Head is so insane imagine if one of the beatles movies opened with ringo killing himself
i like when victor mature shows up in Head for like no fucking reason
i like the part in Head where peter tork becomes the friend that’s too woke