AWSTEN KNIGHT
@awsten
CURRENTLY NOT DEAD AND IN @WATERPARKS. FUTURE REALITY TV HOST IF THINGS GO POORLY. @HIIDEF3000 TOO.
RG MILLION PLAYS ON SPOT BY THE 29TH AND I WILL
now do it naked
WHATEVER I’M ON A PLANE AND MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS BUT THEY SAID HOUSTON GONNA SELL OUT FIRST I LOVE YOU HOUSTON I’M EXCITED TO COME BACK THERE BABY, THANKS FOR NOT MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FAILURE IN FRONT OF MY MOM PRESALE TICKET CODE: GWENSTEFANI COME waterparksband.com/tour
I WOULD NEVER BUY TWITTER BLUE BECAUSE I DESPISE EVERYTHING THAT EL0N IS, HAS DONE, AND REPRESENTS, PLUS I’M NOT A WACK ASS VIRGIN WITH HORRIBLE TAKES, BUT GOD I’D PAY TOP DOLLAR TO NEVER SEE A POST FROM ANY ACCOUNT WITH “MAGA 🇺🇸” IN THEIR BIO AGAIN, LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO LIVE
JESUS CHRIST YALL THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT AT ALL BECAUSE IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL AND IT ALMOST FEELS PURPOSEFULLY MISUNDERSTOOD BUT PRESALE BEGINS TODAY:) EARLY ACCESS IS TIX: GWENSTEFANI VIP: MEETOTTO waterparksband.com/tour

RED GUITAR (GUITAR SOLO) LISTEN HERE: open.spotify.com/playlist/4o8aj…
WATERPARKS PRESENTS THE PROWLER TOUR WITH SUPPORT FROM IDKHOW WESGHOST CHLOE MORIANDO HEART ATTACK MAN FOXY SHAZAM PLAIN WHITE TEES TICKETS AND VIP ON SALE FRIDAY TAG FRIENDS, MAKE PLANS. MISSED EVERYONE, SEE YOU SOON: waterparksband.com/tour
YOU’RE LAUGHING. MALE PATTERN BALDNESS AFFECTING MY LITTLE FREAK AND YOU’RE LAUGHING.

IMAGINE A WATERPARKS TOUR OKAY NOW IMAGINE IT WITH THE FUCKING DOPEST LINEUP NOW IMAGINE WE’RE COMING WAY CLOSER TO U THAN U ARE TO US IMAGINE THE PRE-SALE CODE WAS GWENSTEFANI WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THAT THE PW LMK IF U WANT VIP CODE EARLY ACCESS NOW: waterparksband.com/tour

been in my drafts for like a year and I swear to god it pops into my head every other day, I am freeing myself from this

I GOT 15 SIGNED/DRAWN ON WATERPARKS VINYL FOR YOU THAT IM GIVING AWAY TO PEOPLE USING THE RED GUITAR SOUND ON TIKTOK YOU CAN DO THE GLOW UP ONE OR WHATEVER U WANT, NO RULES. JUST MAKE IT GOOD & ILL PICK 15 WINNERS 2 WEEKS FROM NOW SEND UPLOADS SO I SEE tiktok.com/t/ZT6jka8Xw/

WHAT’S UP? I’M AWSTEN. HE’S OTTO. WE SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR AND REALLY LIKED YOUR RED GUITAR. STREAM IT NOW: open.spotify.com/playlist/4o8aj…

WATERPARKS HIATUS STARTS NOW STREAM STUPID FOR YOU: open.spotify.com/playlist/6avwJ…
RED GUITAR OUT NOW. STREAM IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WATERPARKS WORLDWIDE. LOVE LUCK LIGHT. LISTEN: open.spotify.com/playlist/4xqMU…
RED GUITAR BY WATERPARKS OUT NOW PUT YOUR PHONE ON DND FOR A SECOND AND JUST LISTEN NEW ERA STARTS NOW open.spotify.com/playlist/4xqMU…
NO EARLY TIKTOK SNIPPETS FOR THE NEW SONG, I JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR IT IN FULL CONTEXT AND JUST EXPERIENCE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, BEST QUALITY, WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST CONCEPTUALLY CHALLENGING SONGS TO WRITE AND I LOVE IT. RED GUITAR BY WATERPARKS TONIGHT.