avrilamaka
@avrilamaka
lover of sports and politics. I'm probably not on your team. Box head. Advanced sommelier 🍷 traveler and food enthusiast. Arsenal ⚽ Baltimore Ravens 🏈
I love her for this 😂 I'm sure she's the reason he made it to 76 years old. Having a loyal, loving partner is the biggest life hack.
reminder that Sharon Osbourne would throw hands for Ozzy Osbourne 😭 she got sued after this
Simply bring me the tail of one mermaid born on a full moon and 7 feathers of a wild Sagittarian albino ostrich who only lays eggs on Tuesdays and I'll leave him for you. ❤️
Just don't bill me or ask for marriage. I'm already married and broke. Daalu ngl.link/avrilamaka76776
It's an elderly Igbo man behind this account so I don't know what you mean 😏 also, fuck Chelsea. 😘
Just don't bill me or ask for marriage. I'm already married and broke. Daalu ngl.link/avrilamaka76776
I'm sorry, John doe. I'm taken. 😘
Just don't bill me or ask for marriage. I'm already married and broke. Daalu ngl.link/avrilamaka76776
If you actually loved him you would send him some beer money for him and his boys today.
Fairness, integrity and kindness 👌🏽
Last time I was in Naija, I met a local woman selling veggies at the market. Unlike so many others who saw my white face and instantly tripled the price, she gave me a rate only slightly above the local one. A small oyibo tax 😂 fair, not greedy and I respected that so much. So…
I love it when people wear glasses that compliment their face shape ❤️
Do they suit me?
That your Boyfriend must break your heart Shegiya Kawai
Arsenal and intercontinental trophies 🫲🏿……………..🫱🏿, always jealous like a retired prostitute💔🥲
Agenda aside, if you are going to come home late, it's common sense to call your wife ahead of time and let her know. I know it's your house. I know you are the one paying rent, I understand you are the man of the house, but at least do it for security reasons. As a married…
A lot of men don’t realize their superpower over women is SAFETY. A woman will do anything for a man whom she feels mentally, emotionally, and physically safe with.👌🏾
Last time I was in Naija, I met a local woman selling veggies at the market. Unlike so many others who saw my white face and instantly tripled the price, she gave me a rate only slightly above the local one. A small oyibo tax 😂 fair, not greedy and I respected that so much. So…
"Do you know how many men are in my DM?" "If you know how many men are in your babe's DM" If e sure for you, date them na
How i feel when I’m going through my dms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let me tell you all something quickly: This bird here is a crow. This man who killed it may not know this but this bird has superb facial recognition abilities, collective memory as a group and incredible social learning as a community. They are known to keep grudges for years…
another one down😋 na una go leave this compound for us seh 🔥😂
We're not so different. Truth be told, people still underestimate the downsides of encouraging procrastination. I owe it to my parents who spanked the fuck out of me for even the littlest of faults to ensure we value precision/accuracy, speed and productivity. 🤌🏿
I set little missions for myself at work like: “ I can't go pee until 5 more emails are done” or “Coffee only if I close that deal.” It’s like being held hostage by my own brain. But at least it makes me super productive.