austin blake mays

been getting my own t-shirts made for years. originals and re-creations from moments in pop culture that stick with me. i’ve finally decided to start sharing the wealth. a bunch of originals, a bunch of re-creations. all for you at darlingofwhatever.etsy.com

robert zemeckis calls his wife’s vagina the uncanny valley

with friends like these, who needs enemies?

HABAHAHAHAHAH

i’m sure he means the sound of the rain, but i prefer to think it’s like a tilda swinton in memoria situation

classics only

top 4

Katy Perry’s tour prop malfunctions midair.

going on record to say the cutest voice of all time is lambchop.

you should all be happy about the winner cuz now she won't come back!

just went to listen to ordinary by alex warren cuz i was like “i have no idea what this is but once i hear it im sure i’ll recognize it” and i’m here to say yeah i’ve actually never heard this in my life.

for no reason here are my 10 favorite snl musical performances of all time. what’s yours?

i’m unemployed. have applied to 88 jobs and gotten only two interviews. please rt my etsy shop tweet even just for like 24 hrs. i’ll love u forever.