👩‍💻 audrey 👩‍💻

The luck of a Distance Mistress: open.substack.com/pub/snowystack…

One day they're going to Seniorita Awesome-ify Joseph Conrad just like they've now done to Pynchon, and on that day I will be jumping into the East River in a bikini made of silver bars.

forevermag.net/Off-To-War-Sop… favorite thing I've read in this magazine. more writers should invent euphemisms!

I took a walk and was treated to a wonderful surprise, a shadow puppet show from a little rabbit!🖤

is "black milk" a real thing that exists in the world? or only in poems

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_chi… Being asked “so where did you come from?” and being able to make up whatever fantasy shit you want because nobody knows science.

If any of my female followers would like to experience guttural loneliness today I suggest going to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders website, clicking on “our team,” and then reading through the biographies

thanks to time for the shout out

I am extremely scared of the song “Midnight Rambler” by The Rolling Stones

Famously:

all writers who publicly disdain innocence produce outstandingly "innocent" fiction. To me this is not a value judgment.

"old" is exactly how you should feel when you're the oldest you've ever been in your life. which happens to be every single day of your life.

"your girl" is "going" "through" it

No bourgeois self flattery!! Just flattering my masculine ego.

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