kelli 🌸

Virgos are actually horrible at letting people speak

This app is so out of touch with reality.

we went to Texas Roadhouse and they said an hour wait and I started crying 😭 that was embarrassing but I just want some rolls man

Someone said Jet2 holiday is the song of the Summer.

I’m still only dilated 1cm, she’s still very high, and they scheduled me for an induction Sunday night MAYBE if they have enough beds.. I’m really about to go to or over 40 weeks pregnant..

overheard my husband on the phone saying “the baby don’t wanna come out right now and I can totally relate” wait— 😂

Having a baby for a man that needs this much attention cannot be a good idea.

Had To Be THERE.

i know it’s nice for people to be excited or to know but pls… i need folks to stop asking me every single day if the baby has come. when she’s born and if i feel like it i will say so my lord 😭

You mean cologne right????

yall used to watch Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide???

Some racists told this brother to go back to Africa and this was how he responded😩

I be saying "HATED IT" and people don't catch my references LOL i'm old

i be at longhorn going crazy fuck it parmesan crust my margarita rim

reading love island tweets without having watched the show sounds like “Huda wanted Nic but Austin and Chelley met for a chat so that prompted Huda to say she has a child to Jeremiah and then Olandria was a mean girl to Clarke” LIKE BRO WHAT 😭

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i feel like clean girl makeup is just not putting any on at all. like

wait I didn’t realize the 2nd one comes out Friday 😂

“clean girl makeup” plsssss give me full glam! 😭

and i want soul food for dinner tonight