The main guy_

Hello guys; It's the main guy here. Just wanted to write this to inform the general public that I will nolonger be simping or engaging in simporial acts from now onwards. New chapter, new me. Thanks. ❤️

Unpopular opinion; Zizinga Dickson is a better comedian than Amooti Omubaranguzi.

"Your aunt has been married to 6 men so far. But none of the children belong to any of the men..."

Banange, MULIWA?

Some statements shouldn't be said to friends. Not even as jokes.

Wali oseseko namaziga negajja?? Ekigenda okuba ku theatre Labonita ku Friday kyekyo. Ffuna ticket yo leero oleme kusubwa 😉🔥🔥 #TumbeetuCityLaugh

Women are so funny mahn. After refusing to sleep with me, you are asking me if I'm annoyed?

If Chelsea doesn't win a major trophy next season, I'll deactivate.

Nice. It's 6pm already. Just 52 years remaining.

Your female bestie looking at you starving... 🥹

"Songs of Solomon 4:7" Beauty is a very common feature; but beauty, fear of God, compassion, sense of humor, small waist, big nyash; only you has all those. I wish I could send a voice note describing how lucky and grateful I am to have you in my life!! Happy hutch day love. ❤️

I have to be at work by 8am😭

Your friendship is a rare gem 💎 that sparkles brighter with every year. May this year bring you laughter 🤭,love and all the joy your heart can hold 🥹♥️. Here is to more memories,deep talks,and may all your dreams come true 🥰. I LOVE YOU 🤍 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY 🤍🤍

I’m not just getting older..I’m getting closer to everything God promised me…. More than blessed. More than loved. Another year in His hands🤍.

To the ladies; Don't waste your prime years trying to make a "boy" happy. Get a job, build multiple income sources, get educated; Never downgrade yourself to a mere "housewife". Godspeed.

Giving head. 🤮

Uh, she beat her face up with that new Chanel... She like the price, she see the ice it make her coochie melt... When I met her in the club I asked her who she felt... Then she went and put that booty on that Gucci belt... 🎶

Wuuyo. 😂

Wuuyo😂

Ssebo @KagutaMuseveni was the chief corner-taker of his team at namboole😂🤦‍♂️

Imagine dating someone that has never eaten steak. 🙂‍↔️