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Hey guys its Ben Mora (this is my old previously banned @ I am locked out of the big one bc I don’t remember the email) host of @ssderangementss. 🚫 no thots 🚫
I waited on Tommy Vietor one time and in person he has a very brittle build and a gross, delicate face. Exactly like that of an old woman. Literally spineless
Tweeting "I told you so" at people who change their mind about what's happening in Gaza does nothing to help the kids who are being starved to death. Welcome people into the tent. Build a bigger coalition and use it to force political change.
Well aren’t you a genius. This is a post prego mentality. Hoes make a salad dressing once instead of buying a grocery store gallon of the stuff and think they’re Jacques pepin
you're mad cuz i blended eggs, anchovies, garlic, lemon, dijon mustard, olive oil, and parm and poured it over some romaine lettuce and topped it with sourdough breadcrumbs i cooked down with garlic to make a gorgeous caesar salad instead of indulging a side of steamed broccoli
@AmericanAir 3 of my 4 flights have been severely delayed due to mechanical issues. It’s rather troubling your fleet is this decrepit. Or is it because you are understaffed? I have submitted claims through your customer service portal to little response. Fix this! Now! Call me!
losing my mind at this. Tommy, name me a prominent Dem who has substantively changed their position on the genocide? All the comments in the past 72hrs are just reiterating the Biden party line which is let in some food but keep bombing and herding them like animals indefinitely.
In the short term, yes! Obviously fucking yes. You need a political movement now to end the war. Then vote the shitheads out at the next election.
Premium Ep Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(
Me on my deathbed when I have dementia:
Remember when twitter tried to tell us Dan Mora wasn’t a good artist
I have a billionaire friend whose faint outline of his thick uncut cock in sweatpants leaves me drooling, but women keep ghosting him. It’s getting to the point where I basically have to suck him off…
I wish I could hit all of America with a de-sassification beam . Yall too damn sassy. The women and the men!! The rich && the poor !! The old and the young…
When your hotel on the literal border smells like mold and it reminds you of all the basements you’ve lived in <
I want to be on the tea app. Can yall make a tea app for gay men who have 100+ female friends and talk about how amazing we are
So many recent flights delayed due to “maintenance” which, it never used to be like this. Is it because the aircraft’s are ancient or because the airlines are chronically understaffed and they’re lying. I think they’re lying
I hate old people at airports. They have no idea what’s going on and it makes them mad. Waving around their entire flight itineraries still hot from the printer. Their thong sandals. The only relief is seeing fat and gay gate agents who look like Ursula be sooo mean to them.
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From the heart of the camp⛺️, in the midst of suffering and displacement, I extend my heartfelt thanks to my friend @willmenaker and all of his kind followers for their support and donations to our campaign🔗(chuffed.org/project/129541…) smiles have returned to our children’s faces —…