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tbf once you make it, the trick to keeping it, is to fucking punt 100x lev on shitcoins

24 hrs fees PUMPfun = $390K BONKfun = $1.65M Buybacks $Pump 25% = $97.5K $GP 7.67% = $126.6K FDV $Pump = $2.6B $GP = 412M BONK fees are 4x PUMP $GP buyback is 1.3x $PUMP today $GP FDV is 15% $PUMP FDV Pengu's quant says $GP is still FREE

some of the worst KOLs now want me to believe that the guys who pocketed 2b are the underdogs to the guys who airdropped 2b lmaooo y'all are not serious people

Narrative being spun that @bonk_fun runners are inorganic and all the volume is fake is major cope and a coordinated FUD campaign Onchain data shows launchpad volumes are within historical levels and not artificially inflated. @bonk_fun doesnt have the warchest to fake this…

coins are trading like people just realized Satoshi is Pasternak

/connan_james_mode

think its pretty obvious gorbhouse is the catch up trade for those that missed ICO

thoughts on gorbhouse?

I am long $PUMP via $BONK

today i almost died. in a car crash. on the way back from the doctor who examined me infected tongue. highspeed collision narrowly avoided, driver screaming, everybody honking. i was just sitting there. calm. made me realize how blunted and jaded i have gotten. think this comes…

this imposter stole my tweet but unironically true

Some say it couldn't be done... Many tried, all have failed prior... We said Let's $BONK❗️❗️❗️ @bonk_fun surpasses Pump in volume today Dont ever count out $BONK and BONK eco fam

always be hedging your bags with the more retarded version of your bags

Democrats are calling today’s 250th Army parade… “something out of North Korea” This is why the Democrats are losing men. There is no masculinity left in the party. This was once the party of JFK. Here was JFK’s inauguration parade:

ok so we got - aura as spx cope - useless as fartcoin cope - kitty as labubu cope - lingang as skibidi cope - what other copes am i missing as i fill out my list? i am constructing a copefolio

Hmmmmmmm

virtually every problem in the West could be solved if we had more babies

I expect this sort of thing to continue. Fartcoin is my single biggest memecoin position and I think a path toward prev highs is likely, but useless has the raw, pristine, broad-capture memetic narrative to join the big boys, and it’s at 30m mcap vs 1b+.