😡fermion, PhD

that’s Dr. @angryfermion to you

the PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness

“What matters is that your research is validated by Nature” …or Science. Or PRL. Or PRX. Or…

clowns fit into a clown car because they are bosons occupying the ground state this is because if you work as a clown, you’ve already hit rock bottom

forgetting a + C in calculus is the math equivalent of saying “vosotros” in spanish class

then good morning to me! (i'm a researcher in quantum physics)

good morning to everyone except people who know about quantum mechanics

sine be like: MMMMMM cosine be like: VMMMM

sparse matrix: overdone, mostly empty, engineering tool arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass

god is a quantum harmonic oscillator

ive never met a phd student with marketable skills

“cs majors never get laid” oh yeah, then what’s this?

just went here and everyone knew your position (but not your momentum)

i can't wait to have kids so i can see their eyes twinkle when they learn gaussian elimination

let ε be small (about 5' 3")

particle physics is so stupid. "how much do you weigh? yes i am 10^24 GeV" statements by the utterly deranged

mathematics is just the study of things invariant under change of notation

scientists: damn it's like 45 degrees out mathematicians: damn it's like π/4 out

them: what do you do for work? me: i study physics them: i always hated physics

that’s because they’re stupid ive never met an MBA who could diagonalize a matrix

If python has a million fans then I am 1 of them. If python has 10 fans then I am 1 of them. If python has 0 fans then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against python then i am against the world