ABF

I was a trucker in my past life

can’t believe the Jack and the Beanstalk album is dropping on a Sunday

Still think this is possibly the hottest a man has ever looked

Most recent message from ABW (Angry Bird Wife): “Polio Never mind, never mind Up” -ABW

i’m deep in the guts of the boat

We need to fire up the burners

we’re under maritime law today

sometimes the way goes of the bird and otherwise you just have to listen

being gas lit by a bunch of non-bag holders at the dollar saloon. but I ain’t folding #thewayofthebird

this empty stomach beer is HITTIN

wifey loves my vast knowledge of “funny haha relatable gif moments.” I tend to agree #thewayofthebird

just checked the soil quality at the local coal mine. Nothing to see here folks

I’ll have your finest gonster, neat

I stay catching fish, never catching feelings #thewayofthebird

how my day looks after 2 glasses of sangria

I’m learning Russian language. It’s my last hope to find woman

taking a dump at a house party should be a punishable offense

I just saw Deon down a whole bottle of poppers

word on the street Mrs. Deon is making a a rare appearance at the function later

waking up on a saturday without going on a total bender the night before

my chariot arrives. And so I go off into the night, a solo bird on a mission and a full tank of gas. Ready to take on any challenges the Lord plans to place in my path #trustinthelord