Andrew

@android_stern

Opinions are my own and are way better than my employer.

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Joined October 2014

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Andrew@android_stern · 6 h

Who would you recommend for a guy who’s thinking about getting into simping? Asking for a friend.

Andrew@android_stern · 15 m

This must be how the Huns felt when Mulan came out.

WWarner Bros. Entertainment@WBHomeEnt · Jul 25

A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.

Andrew@android_stern · 20 h

I showed my nephew your tweets.

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Andrew@android_stern · 7 h

It’s a hard question. If you’re looking for a faith where you don’t have to think then maybe you’re not ready for Catholicism yet.

CCorey J. Mahler@CoreyJMahler · 11 h

A question no Roman Catholic can answer: If Scripture clearly says X and Rome clearly teaches ¬X, which do you hold?

Andrew@android_stern · 7 h

There’s two types of people: - rage raging against the dying light - the light is an illusion

NNaval@naval · 7 h

If you could choose how you would die, you’d die in meditation.

Andrew@android_stern · 7 h

If you say women never invented anything then explain this

AAda Lluch@ada_lluch · 13 h

When I meet someone new l like to gradually increase my jokes to dark humor so I can observe their reactions and see how much of myself I can really be. 😂 Am I the only one?

Andrew@android_stern · 7 h

My biggest fear is if the black people in Missouri are told not to live right next door to racist while people.

BBen Crump@AttorneyCrump · 8 h

WOW. A whites-only group is trying to expand its community into Missouri — barring Black, Jewish, and non-white members. They claim it's about “shared ancestral values” and “living among like-minded people.” I have no words. cbs42.com/news/national/…

Andrew@android_stern · 8 h

Mass Stabbing at Walmart in Michigan! This should not be happening in America this isn’t some 3rd world country like London.

android_stern's tweet image. Mass Stabbing at Walmart in Michigan! This should not be happening in America this isn’t some 3rd world country like London.

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Andrew@android_stern · 15 h

10 Most Influential Men in History 🇨🇳 1. Mao Zedong 🇬🇪 2. Joseph Stalin 🇵🇸 3. Jesus Christ 🇷🇺 4. Vladimir Lenin 🇩🇪 5. Karl Marx 🇨🇺 6. Ernesto "Che" Guevara 🇻🇳 7. Ho Chi Minh 🇸🇦 8. Mohamed (PBUH) 🇨🇳 9. Confucius 🇷🇺 10. Leon Trotsky

PPamphlets@PamphletsY · Jul 26

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Andrew@android_stern · 16 h

I am satisfied with my current levels of continence and am not exploring opportunities to reduce it at this time. thank you.

nnianne@chroniclesofari · Jul 25

Could you survive in this camp for 30 days?

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Andrew@android_stern · Jul 26

She was on Tea and now she's paying the price.

Andrew@android_stern · Jul 26

Really what did nordstrom expect to happen letting @assliken inside

NNew York Post@nypost · Jul 25

Serial butt sniffer arrested again for sticking schnoz in woman’s backsides at a Nordstrom Rack trib.al/NC3Hv70

Andrew@android_stern · Jul 26

me n who?

nnon aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder · Jul 25

A 5’3 man next to 6’11 Anna Smrek

Andrew@android_stern · Jul 25

Post a picture you took. Just pic. No description TL cleanse

MMeara@MillennialOther · Jul 25

Post a picture you took. Just pic. No description TL cleanse

Andrew@android_stern · Jul 25

If you’re sad about Hogan, imagine how bam margera feels. He lost him twice.

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3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G)@3DrakaiNa · Jul 24

Now this is a banger

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Andrew@android_stern · Jul 25

Post someone with great eyes (IMO)

BBaby Cobra@Cobra__Thomas · Jul 24

Post someone with great eyes (IMO)

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