Andrew Hansen
@andrewjhansen
The last surviving member of The Chaser. Kids’ book STUCK IN A HANDSTAND out August 2025. Book a nutty personal video on Cameo!
This menu item is an inspiration for all artists. If you don’t like my weird shit then shush.
News says only 10% of young guys in Australia read. Surely it’s not that high?
I kid you not, my abiding memory of Peter Russell-Clarke's COME AND GET IT is a moment when he said faeces are supposed to sink and if they float it means you're unwell.
World war has finally pushed the mushroom story down to 2nd place on news sites.
I guess the first one could be explained by the passage of time.
The witness box is most likely a small plastic container with a Woolies sticker on it.
Menzies correctly said he’d never do this fairground hawker style of campaigning. Which may explain the difference in his and Palmer’s electoral success.
Does anyone else read the Trumpet of Patriots texts and hear the words being shouted by @andrewjhansen's Surprise Spruiker from "The Chaser's War on Everything"? Solve Housing! Fast trains! 20min CBD! Cheaper land! Democracy! Rule of law! It's all gotta go! #auspol #AusVotes25
‘Muppet’ is such a boofhead, meathead, male insult. Maybe that’s exactly what they’re going for.
There are new live comedy nights in Geelong. Includes me on 23 May. eventbrite.com.au/e/friday-night…
Keep on ridin’ ridin’ ridin’ Till they clear your name! Zevon finally cleared.
Presenting the #RockHall2025 Inductees... Bad Company ⭐ Thom Bell ⭐ Chubby Checker ⭐ Joe Cocker ⭐ Nicky Hopkins ⭐ Carol Kaye ⭐ Cyndi Lauper ⭐ Outkast ⭐ Salt-N-Pepa ⭐ Soundgarden ⭐ Lenny Waronker ⭐ The White Stripes ⭐ Warren Zevon
Dutton on TV said he wants house prices to ‘steadily increase.’ See, he does have a policy!
Australian literature. Now offering my deep knowledge on tour.
When you visit a cider brewery only to discover they have a scarecrow competition and you’ve accidentally dressed as one. Happens all the time.
This is a direct threat, Melbourne. You MUST RUSH to grab a ticket NOW. You have been WARNED. MAKE NO MISTAKE. It’s not my future at stake here. IT’S YOURS. Don’t come crying to me later. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE and you BLEW IT. Anyway, do pop in!
There is currently an immense panic in Brisbane over a brief sale of my tickets. MrAndrewHansen.com
