AnCap Barbie
@ancapbarbie
I am a trafficker of information. I know everything I can. There is only one constant, one universal; it is the only real truth: Causality. Action → Reaction.
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Liar, lawyer, mirror for you, what's the difference? Kangaroo be stoned. He's guilty as the government Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo Got lemon juice up in your eye, eye! Now when you pissed all over my black kettle You must've been high
I once asked a fairly well-known "dissident" show host if they'd make a highlight reel sorta thing, because I liked it but never have hours of free time. They told me to make my own show if I wanted that. Evidently it needs to be said: not everyone wants to be in showbiz.
Donald Trump's masters still poisoning wells after all these years.
BREAKING: After a federal court confirmed fluoride lowers children's IQ, Trump’s EPA is appealing the decision, and wants to keep it in your drinking water instead of banning it like most of Europe already has. The government knows and wants you dumber. So much for MAHA. 🙄
They're not spending money *on TV ads*. If they don't know that nobody gives a shit about political advertising on television anymore, they've already lost. They're just squeezing a few more shekels out of idiot Trumpanzees for ad company *executives*, and you know who those are.
MAGA: “We want you to name and prosecute Epstein’s clients.” MAGA Inc: “Best we can do is $1.8 million of ads against the most fiscally conservative member of Congress.”
Elmo's account wasn't hacked. Elmo's account was used for a false flag. Apparently it needs to be explained to muppets that Elmo is a puppet.
BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked
The internet data-scrapers pathological liars *really* need you to believe are "intelligence" only prove an old adage: "garbage in, garbage out". I know you inbred schizophrenics can't help yourselves - you're compelled; it's your nature - but your system is fragile and brittle.
This Unit 8200 rookie is spamming my posts with Grok queries to be a fucking pest, since weaponizing schizophrenia is their only real talent. Evidently he failed to get @TuckerCarlson to even know he exists. Interesting how he identifies "Israel" independently from "the West".

What difference will Pam Bondi's resignation make? Her boss hasn't responded the way he has because *she's* the problem. Your heroes are all either actors - who the Romans understood somewhere between prostitutes and beggars - or fictionalized after the producers murdered them.
PSA: Donald Trump isn't going to have sex with you, cupcake.
Strong, bold, unstoppable just like the country he’s fighting to restore and protect.
We care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks We care a lot about the smack and crack and whack that hits the street We care a lot about the welfare of all you boys and girls We care a lot about you people 'cause we're out to save the world Yeah!
I sell the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on your TV Oh, I'm the cult of personality I exploit you, still you love me I tell you one and one makes three Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I don't care what they have on you, @realDonaldTrump. Because your alternative is millions of us become vigilantes.
Who fucking cares what Hasbro does to AD&D or MtG? I wouldn't play the former past Second Edition because it's just a framework for creativity, not a vehicle to force-feed Wall Street's gray flavorless paste and call it imagination; and I play MtG with mana burn and no errata.
Until your money is no longer stolen on behalf of a paranoid schizophrenic supremacist cult to enable murder of its enemies - which is everyone including you - you're not being edgy and cool by pretending not to take a side. You're being a tool ... of the supremacist cult.