Pamela J. Hobart
@amelapay
New Yorker in Texas with 4 kids, a minivan, and a Miata. aka @GTMom
5yo: “nothing that is supposed to be identical is actually identical” me: “can you say more?” 5yo: “well, everything has a different amount of germs on it. And stuffed animals have different furs… except in heaven, if there is a heaven”
two year old this morning asked to play “hearts”. no idea what he’s talking about. apparently it’s on my phone. turns out he wanted to scroll the twitter timeline on my phone and like every post.
tfw you pull up to the retreat and know you’re at the right place due to the DASEIN mobile
It just goes to show how inefficient the 'private taxi for your burrito' model is relative to the 'collective refrigerated cargo ship for our pizza' model. That final mile delivery vs picking it up at a centralized location makes a huge difference.
It's a modern economic marvel that this pizza is $4.99 while being made in Italy with organic ingredients
at home: these clothes got yogurt smeared within 4 minutes so I’ll just wear them for 3 days anyways weekend away: need 12 pants, at least. what if something happens?
I set all this stuff in motion and complained about it and my husband sent me a horse ebooks This is it, this is my fate
Good news, we’ve decided to move house on a whim, I’m headed out of town for the first time in years this weekend, and I leased a Tesla, midlife crisis round … 5? proceeds apace
Good news, we’ve decided to move house on a whim, I’m headed out of town for the first time in years this weekend, and I leased a Tesla, midlife crisis round … 5? proceeds apace
my 40th birthday is 5 months from today, what do I have time left to accomplish/acquire by then
"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a…
Okay let's clarify some things. Link below
I just parked next to this van and misread “casket guy of Austin,” analyze me @the_mel_jar
shoutout to whichever (male) member of TPOT was reading this by the Lifetime Fitness South Austin outdoor pool today ✌️
my 40th birthday is 5 months from today, what do I have time left to accomplish/acquire by then
It should be illegal to be the same amount of espresso in two different sizes of lattes.
I need to make slides for a lil presentation for the first time in a long time, no time to experiment with lots of AI stuff, what should I use? Just Canva?