amber rollo
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if my daughter wants to be a podcaster she has to go to plumbing school first. not because of job security but because we are italian 🤌
EPISODE 115: SOBRIETY Amber talks to Rax about her sobriety and her new book SLOPPY. They catch up, get resentful about resentments, and there is a special guest at the very end who woke up from her nap early. Amber's next gripe zone will cover her daughter hogging the mic.
OMFG i’m so excited for this! It been really fun hearing Frost and @cushbomb working on their part in our living room these past months ❤️
Introducing YEAR ZERO: A CHAPO TRAP HOUSE COMICS ANTHOLOGY Five twisted tales of horror, action, fantasy & intrigue from your beloved podcast hosts. First volume out in September. Pre-order available NOW at badegg.co
thank you to everyone who bought matt’s book, because of you we are moving to a bigger and more accessible place! we are so lucky to be surrounded by so much love and support.
new piece on substack. i wrote this while waiting 4 hours for hitch to be installed at u-haul. i’m still here. if you know my u-haul history you know it’s taking EVERYTHING in me to keep my tone down. anyway, this piece is about a different kind of tone


my toddler calls flies “shoo flies” and rocks “not food”
matt and i were at home, i swear
Security footage from The Palazzo Maffei museum in Verona, Italy shows a couple breaking a chair covered in crystals, then fleeing the scene. #Museum #SecurityFootage #PalazzoMaffei #Art #Italy
happy father’s day to the best dad in the entire world @cushbomb. sorry to all the other dads, but it’s no contest. what other dad can say they forgot how to walk and talk just so they could relearn with their baby?


i was crying and my toddler saw me, pointed at my face and said “sad!” “wet!” with the same enthusiasm she says “ball!” or “cheese!” she really gets how important naming feelings is