Emmanuel Egwu
@am_Emanuelegwu
"Are you trying to k!ll me?" says an African parent who fell down trying to kick you.
Person go get 100K, use 90K in 2 days then use 10K in 2 weeks 😢
Person wey Dey work for Kilimanjaro Dey come outside buy bole chop because ehn wan build 😅
You met a girl on Instagram. You checked her profile and saw all the countries she visited listed on her status, and you still proceeded to say hi with your monthly salary. My brother, you don't love yourself? Disembark from that journey.
When you finally explain crypto to your Nigerian aunty… And she replies: So if I invest 20k, how much will I cash out by next week? Me:
Did you know that 9 to 5 can make you wealthy. No let anyone whine you. Salary get levels.😆
I no too get but anytime wey I see fingers wey my own long pass I dey turn up.
The authorities of the university of Maiduguri, which president Bola Tinubu renamed after to Muhammad Buhari University, has quietly updated their Facebook page with new Logo bearing it's original name, UNIMAID, without making any official statement.
Let them call you small boy or small girl, but never submit to alcohol, weed, drugs, hook ups or fraud simply because you're now in the university. 🤔
It’s Oke-Aku Day! The Ezza people celebrate their annual New Yam Festival today — a sacred tradition of gratitude, unity & new beginnings. Anyi abooo!