AltConstitution
@altcotus
I disrespectfully disagree. Criminal Lawyer, Constitutional Expert, Never-Trump Republican, Cusp Gemini.
“Same legal protections.” My dude, literally every one of the core fundamental rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights was impinged by the institution of slavery. The First amendment rights to free speech, press, religion, assembly, and petition? What about the second amendment—…
Friendly reminder that these are the same caliber of people that booked “The Four Seasons,” in Philadelphia, and didn’t bother to check if it was the fancy hotel, or a landscaping company.
“The World will little note, nor long remember what we say here today,” —Abraham Lincoln, casually dropping the coldest take of all time during the single most famous speech in history.
haha, so true man! did you see the new one yet?
Hahahahaha. As always South Park doesn’t miss.
I’m sure Donald Trump will just laugh this off and won’t massively overreact at all.
Look, the @SouthPark episode was hilarious, and comparing @realDonaldTrump to Saddam Hussein is brilliant both in trolling and in drawing on show lore, but now we’re gonna have to listen to Donald Trump talk about his cock again.
They’ve issued the new MAGA influencer talking point: something something, Obama is getting arrested for treason.
Don't ever cheat at a Coldplay concert!
. @AGPamBondi is prepared to release grand jury testimony from the Epstein indictment pending review. One might say that it’s sitting on her desk right now.
MAGA: “ITS NOT A CULT OKAY?” Also MAGA: “plz don’t criticize Trump.”
Holy shit, he really is just defending his bestie! The Epstein “H O A X.”

Everyone knows that the odds of Trump being part of the Epstein Files are approximately 100%.
“Redskin” should be obvious. “Indian” is a little better but the minstrel show mascot soured the entire brand. This is actually really easy to understand with even a tiny bit of thoughtfulness.
It is INEXCUSABLE for an elected official like @JasmineForUS to MOCK a disabled person like Gov. Abbott, who suff— whoops I accidentally attached this picture of @POTUS Donald J. Trump.
I’m in on the #americaparty. I cast as a moderate Republican, and have been out on #MAGA since the beginning of this debacle. @elonmusk I know there is a hyper-specific focus, but do you see any impetus to invest in state, county, and local politics in the future?
The 'America Party' is here. RT if you're with us🇺🇸