˗ ˋ allysaˎˊ ˗

if a hoe thinks you’re boring, you’re living the right way trust

friend of a friend found out he was on the app and his response was “free promo”

thinking you gonna call and get on my nerves on a phone I pay for?

When the family is talking about you at the function but you realize you're older now and can say what you want

Some exist...Allysa lives

I’m crying 😭😭😭 it get serious

you allowed to be crazy if you got a big fat ass butt or if you asian. Other than that ya ass got to go

Can’t write off part of your rent

To them NOT mee 😭

I smell like cherry blossom from L’ Occitane 🎀

Yall so cutesies !

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Grok tell her I been on her page 1000 times idgaf

Homemade Cinnamon rolls

When I'm having a quiet day and people start assuming I'm sad or I'm mad at them

The older I get and more I realize this world is full of morons…like I always knew there were people who barely used their brain but my goodness this world is cooked in so many areas!

im getting pho in 90° weather and nobody is going to stop me.

Me, when my extroverted friend brings me out with them