Allison O'Conor
@allisonoconor
standup 🤠 gay btw 🎈 she 💋 listen to Decadence on spotify and Apple Podcasts
I live in such a bubble that now when I see straight ppl I’m like omg it’s like love is blind
Mayhem - Charlotte Chromatica - Miranda Joanne - Carrie Artpop - Samantha
When something emotionally bad happens right after therapy it’s like come on I JUST showered and NOW I have to shit??
Shout out to all of our grandmothers! Y’all really went thru it. oh and BUY TICKETS TO A SHOW! Next Pretty Major 2/11 7pm @UnionHallNY
I save this photo to my camera roll every time I see it xo

Tomorrow night. New material show @UnionHallNY at 10pm with the besties ❣️@christress ❣️@badboygargar ❣️@indigothatsenuf ❣️@cv_the_computer ❣️ me 🎟️ tinyurl.com/gaccichristmas oomfs get in free (dm me)

This year I decided to only date people my age and up and it’s awesome. Everyone has a cast iron pan
The Trader Joe’s checkout guy was so nice it made me understand wanting a boyfriend
Everyone has their job on thanksgiving. Me and my mom and my brothers’ jobs is to cook all day and my dad’s job is to read us celebrity net worths off his phone
The best part of flying home to Texas around the holidays is sharing a plane with at least 5 other ppl in their 20s who moved to New York to be gay
It’s actually good that you can’t name search ppl who have viewed your story. I should have to shamefully scroll thru 500 ppl to see if she’s perceiving me
NEW EPISODE OF OUT OF BREATH THAT HOLDS SPACE FOR THE WICKED MOVIE WITH @allisonoconor LISTEN NOW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/out…
Evergreen
Trying to explain to my gay guy best friend that dyke parties aren’t always about hooking up they’re often about reconnecting with your ex’s ex roommate’s ex partner
My friend asked what lookalike competition I would go to and I said Kristen Stewart and he said no I meant to compete in and I said oh