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📌 From today onwards, I'll be posting my research on health-related issues. I'm not a health worker, but, I appreciate more advocacy 🎤 on a healthy lifestyle 🥴
Your retardedness and submission to islamists really cannot be overstated.
Before I confirm that you do, first, start by following me back. Secondly, check your DM 🥹 and WhatsApp me asap 🫂 thirdly, I've a surprise for you.
These are the only ladies that will open for you even at 3am 😍
Did you know there existed something called the Uganda Dairy Corporation ? UDC was established in 1967 during Dr Milton Obote’s reign by an Act of Parliament, to process, market, and distribute milk and dairy products across Uganda. It operated a major milk processing plant at…
Goodmorning country men. 1. If she leaves, understand where she’s coming from. If you were in her shoes, would you settle with a man like you? 2. And If you finally make it, bro to bro, don’t lower the bar for any female. Don’t try to be understanding. Be clear with your…
On this day in 2002, I signed for the biggest club in the world… Manchester United! ❤️👌🏽 Rocking up in the white suit… not seen one better yet tbf! 23 years ago man… time flies ✈️
Looking gorgeous on white track trouser and dark grey t-shirt 🤞
11 years of the goodness of God @Phanerookampala and great fatherhood and guidance of Apostle Grace Lubega 😉
Every time a russian military base explodes, A Ukrainian child sleeps better. Let’s keep this bedtime routine going.
Your medic friend just said the abortion pills didn’t work! 😁😁 Now imagine you're the one being told, what’s your response? 🙄
Laughable 😎 Btn, he's my younger brother. I told him to do so.
23!!! and you are the one who wanted to bring cows to my father’s house?
Have you seen her around Uganda? 🥴 This has to be the jolliest Indian I’ve met on X — @RiyaDesiBhabhi. You’re most welcome to 🇺🇬! Enjoy the Pearl of Africa. 🌍✨
Idi Amin Dada sent love letters to the Queen Elizabeth II of England and asked her to marry him. He wanted to be the King of Scotland.
Meanwhile, in some districts, candidates are planing to petition the @NRMOnline election tribunal over what they described as malpractice including; bribery of voters, allowing non-party members to vote, etc. Will these affected parties be helped, or you MoU rules out that?
In the @NRMOnline it is the peoples power that matters! We congratulate the winners and request them to celebrate with decorum and respect to their opponents. To the losers, Uganda is still here. Dont worry, just keep working hard for a rebound in future. Together, we shall win.
Maama Janet and I visited the Kigo Carpentry and Skilling Centre today. After listening to the artisans’ presentation, I advised them to reconsider the traditional approach of fragmented individual work. They should come together to form group-owned companies for sustainability…