Theo, BHSc, RVT 🦴🐾
@agenttwelvetoes
All my tweets are jokes, unless you agree with them
They wrote exactly 14 words and capitalised H twice to form a HH (Heil Hitler). Homeland Security account is being run by a legit groyper.
A Heritage to be proud of, a Homeland worth Defending. American Progress - John Gast
🔵Hunter Biden 2028 🔵 'We'll Fucking Invade You'
"If I became president," says Hunter Biden, "I would call up the fucking president of El Salvador and say: You either fucking send them back or I'm gonna fucking invade." Folks... youtu.be/XBbkt2vYC4M?si…
The data is clear.
Sitting for hours daily shrinks your brain, even if you exercise. New 7-year study (n=404): → Faster hippocampal atrophy → Worse memory performance → Slower processing speed 87% met exercise guidelines but STILL declined.
the reason why i’m never bothered when my parents say they’re disappointed in me is because i’m not really impressed by them either
You’ve lost 40 bar fights?
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10…
i highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore
why isn't this retarded, fat fuck (dying of being fat + heart failure btw) obsessing over pop culture when he should be running our country instead? 0 trade deals btw, 0 peace in Russia/Ukraine btw, 0 peace in Israel/Gaza btw
Donald J. Trump Truth Social 07.18.25 09:16 AM EST
Me omw home and I see @psych0kn0t_ opened a drunk space at 6pm on a Tuesday
I think I’ve always liked Trump honestly he really does know what he’s doing
Breaking: Donald Trump has privately encouraged Ukraine to step up deep strikes on Russian territory, even asking Volodymyr Zelenskyy whether he could strike Moscow if the US provided long-range weapons, according to people briefed on the discussions. on.ft.com/4kBEjCE
Trump: We simply cannot release the list. They say it’s bad news. This was years ago, who cares about that loser anyway Me: what’s that? Trump with an Epstein list shaped belly: nothing
YIMBY OBAMA be like: Uhhh let me build here
Obama weighs in on Abundance: