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-The Saga of Me Talking to Myself- (he/him/his)
this is what the Red Sox fans were hoping they actually saw when we all got the Devers trade news 😔

dear future me: don’t get a thigh tattoo in the summer just mere days before having to go to a wedding… just don’t
ain’t no way the Red Sox just lost that way why are you hurting me
am I really traveling to Boston rn just to see @BandofNOTHING and Whirr duh
Jazz Chisholm Jr. in the home run derby? just put the fries in the bag bro 💀💀💀
Donald Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize over Iran-Israel ceasefire deal Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize Nomination Withdrawn

are Pokémon Youtubers running out of ideas or I thought I was on TikTok for a second


dudes from the Bronx wear either a Yankee fitted or this if I didn’t know anything about MLB, I would’ve thought this was their alternate cap or something

Someone go get that ball! Roman Anthony's first Big League dinger!
I don’t have a favorite Gatorade color I just open the bodega fridge and whichever one calls out to me like the Green Goblin’s mask is the one I grab
someone said the new Turnstile album sounds like they wrote 14 different remixes of HOLIDAY
why don’t Mets fans sing “Lindor” instead “my girl” for his walk up song it’s set up perfectly, c’mon