Alex by Alene Too

🚨Andy asked my question at the Miami reunion!!!! Jajdbfkwksbsbdkfhbajs omg I'm screaming 💀. And no, Marysol, I'm not Adriana, I'm just a Mexican guy who loves the Brazilian goddess #RHOM 🚨

Top 5 least favorite Housewives?

I've always had a soft spot for Shannon but the evidence of her being a nightmare for production is far too much already. I think she needs to go take care of Archie full time after this season

Me talking about Russell Abraira

To those who didn't read the article, it's because of Brit's lawsuit and not because Bravo doesn't want her back

Wait, so Julia was the one that didn't want Guerdy at the table on the cruise and yet she was the one offended? Goat lady is proving to be the absolute worst #RHOM

My team, the dream team 💗 #RHOM

Stephanie made me chuckle with this question 🤭 #RHOM

These are so boring

Adriana has such a way with words #RHOM

Bony knees lmao. Also, it's pretty clear Marysol, Alexia, Julia and Larsa got together before this season and tried to ice out Adriana, Lisa and Guerdy

Are you watching? #rhom new episode @BravoTV now playing

I remember everyone being excited for Dallas and no one knowing what a Potomac was

Next season they need to fire Julia and Marysol, bring back Nicole and, more importantly, give Adriana her damn mojito

I can't believe how much I'm enjoying watching the children on Next Gen NYC

Ink took the pic.

Finally, a Beverly Hills housewife ready to work