Ade.

I thank God for everyday.

I need to stop shopping for every occasion 🥲

“Men don’t like women that complain” You for talk say na dodoyo mugun apoda you want.

A lot of people lack sexual discipline and it’s terrible.

Can you guys come together and contribute money for my bbl pls?

My nose is such an obvious feature

God I thank you for this face.

Deactivation is now an habit.

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Telling this woman I am not interested in marriage, she think say na prank.

Can’t find two of my trinket box, this isn’t even funny anymore.

Tell me why my ex just texted me out of the blues talmbout “so you no fit marry me”. Didn’t even need to ask “who’s this”, I don know say na this boy, oh chim 😭😭

Hehe

Someone saying they don’t want you and you trying to reason with them to want you is so funny to me cos that’s desperation kicking in.

“Can I call you” No abeg, Koshi danu.

I’m very dismissive and it’s for your own good.

Never chase a corny nigga put that oml.

My second snap is so peaceful, I’ll be here a long while.