Ace Puller
@ace_puller
Highly Opinionated | Serial Entrepreneur | Failed Womanizer | Not Guilty
In the interest of objectivity I will preface the below article with the following: I am in love with both of these women. That being said, there has been an incredible volume of discourse on the timeline surrounding the two of them. Sabrina– hot but unfuckable. Sydney– hot but…
The cashier at Trader Joe’s starts making small talk with me about how she just moved to the area and likes my shirt and I’m just staring at her like this with a shopping cart filled exclusively with albacore tuna
Ex wife called hoping to reconcile and I had the pleasure of informing her I will be going to prison for life and we will never be together again
If someone intentionally selects this appearance with their free will, and they are not some sort of bedouin dagger merchant, nothing they say holds any value
if they had just not reacted they would both still be happily married x.com/i/status/19458…
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
Outcast cousin debuting his new low taper fade haircut at a family dinner. We can all tell he’s unconfident in it. I wish you nothing but pain
If I spend $500 on dinner and we don’t have sex it should be considered some sort of sex crime
Ever since the Coinbase data breach I have received at minimum two texts per day that are complete scams. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be paid one million dollars in legal settlement compensation for this
I will be financially ruined because Volodymyr Zelenskyy dressed like a European wedding DJ. This is not a joke. I am not being cute. I am begging you. Look at the photo. It is a suit. Objectively. It meets every standard definition. Jacket. Lapel. Trouser. Matching fabric.…
Puller Strategy has acquired 200 units of Mango for ~$6000 at ~$30 per unit and has achieved a Nicotine Yield of 5% YTD 2025. As of 7/07/2025, we hodl 200 Mango acquired for ~$6000 at ~$7.50 per pod.
My infuriation upon seeing this is not expressable on this website. The soylord who made this should be arrested immediately. Exit all financial markets.
Never seen a build like this in my entire life. GI Joe action figure with dwarfism. Women must go crazy over this. I genuinely do not understand how this is possible. I’m just chilling in my house
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
>Nephew called and asked me about my first love for some school assignment
My fortune cookie had a QR code on the fortune I am absolutely infuriated
Ten trillion windows in this city and a common housefly ascends 38 stories and enters my apartment. I refuse to believe that can actually happen. Something sinister must be going on.
Not going to lie— we’re sitting at 499 now. There was an incident
Puller Ventures has acquired 500 Bars of Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soaps for ~$3500 at a cost basis of ~$7 per bar and has achieved Bathwater Yield of 6.9% YTD 2025. As of 6/18/2025, we hodl 10% of all Bathwater Bars.