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@abstractdolls
kaidan alenko enjoyer and geth sympathizer
liara t’soni, kaidan alenko, and ashley williams haters need to stay away from me, i have rabies
two constructions workers just said they were gonna go shower together in this gas station. i wish pride month wasn’t over 😔
there is a bull terrier named beetlejuice at the shelter and he’s a crackhead but i want him to get adopted so bad 😭
liara is a sagittarius imo she is philosophical, adventurous, sees life romantically, and despite what ppl say, if a sagittarius is truly truly in love without being tied down, they are fiercely loyal
White men will literally discover a way to employ mass effect fields that biotically attack an enemy’s nervous/synthetic systems before going to therapy.
There is a straight white man joke somewhere but I am not intelligent enough to find it
RIP Ozzy Osbourne, one last MIRACLE by the Prince of Darkness!
i would go to war for this robot
HERBIE admiring himself on ‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR’ poster. (via: @savahannaISme)
i love being a slutty bisexual because everyone in mass effect is hot
crazy, because they casted me to play as shepard’s old n7 chest plate that legion wears
they cast me to play thane's fused fingers on his left hand in the upcoming mass effect show
i love being a vegetarian (i just gagged walking past the rotisserie chicken)