christina 🥀
@abarefootmomma
27 | wife & mama | exodus 14:14 | living life mildly unhinged ッ
I never cringe as much or am entertained as much when people air all their relationship issues on FB. I be there like
I just scored like $150 worth of stuff free at a garage sale
I hate it when I’m accommodating to people buying from me on marketplace and they don’t leave a rating… like is it that hard?
I’ve been wondering lately if participating in shows with drama (secret lives of Mormon wives etc) is considered gossip..
*sigh* the third episode of tsitp is out and im scared to open it
I’m cravinggg oatmeal with peanut butter and honey but I haven’t been able to eat it for 3 years bc of pregnancy messing with texture adversions 😩
woah I slept in til 10 with my toddler. That never happens but I’m grateful because we leave for a mini vaca tomorrow
excuse me why are fireworks being shot off at 12:42 am on JULY 23?!
I’ve done this since I was little since my life was saved by paramedics
I'm one of those people who silently pray for an unknown person when an ambulance passes by.
I do not get paid enough or at all for being my friends literal brains
fyi I dragged my butt to the gym today but my husband was a qt and gave me kisses and loaded my weights for me hehe

Black is one of my favorite colors and I love some gothic designs etc and I’m going to heaven 😇
Because of the discourse I have seen today, I'm just going to go out there and say that gothic imagery, bats, the color black, etc. does not mean it's satanic. Even if someone went through edgy teen/early adult crises, that doesn't mean they are beyond saving later in life.
someday I’ll be rich 😒
jealous of anyone who can use their oven in the summer without their house becoming uninhabitable
how to help a stay at home keep her sanity: send her to the grocery store by herself with no time limit. trust me we’re sitting in the car decompressing for a min.