Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸

It’s officially Q4 which means hiring season is upon us 🥳🙌🏾. This is the best time to job hunt, switch jobs and all that jazz. Here’s how I can help #🔌

Now that I actually have a comfortable amount of money, I can say that it does indeed buy happiness. The guilt free occasional food delivery, being able to afford going out w friends, buying something that makes life easier, health appointments!, hiring a service. Y'ALL THEY LIED

The fat jokes funny til 2am hit and you realize you have no bitches. I’m fat and married. You “skinny” and depressed. Eat some gumbo FN it’ll cheer you up. 🤝🏾

Kibaki just used Kenya tax money to support "free" education (which in reality was not free). It was not his personal cash. The current government should get rid of the many bursary funds and give the cash to the Ministry of education.

#RutoMustGoNow #RutoMustGo

when i get fat she tells me “there’s more of me to love” 🥲

You are not angry enough. You are not outraged enough. Do not turn away from this.

Where are the gold mines in Dubai please? That gold belongs to the Sudanese 🇸🇩 and Congolese 🇨🇩 people. They are dying for it.

My mum: Please don’t walk through that park by yourself. I worry something might happen. Me: But I’ve done it for years, and you were always fine with it. Mum: Yes, but you used to have the dog to protect you. The dog in question:

always delighted by that thing parents do where their baby has like one hair but they’re desperate for you to understand that the baby is a girl so they lovingly clip a tiny bow to the single hair

Yall women not strict enough. It’s irritating me. Somebody 2 hours late to a date… Why did you stay past 30 minutes and still allow him access to you multiple times after?

The entire Nairobi is inside a pothole.,.. shiet!! Hata mulevi hakutuweka pabaya ivi

Transcendence by Tope Fatunmbi

Are you guys okay? Like hamjachoka? You’re just waking up and going to work and you’re fine? And you’re fine knowing you have to keep doing this everyday?

My article tracking the progress of the case against the officers who are accused of murdering the Kianjokoma Brothers has been published by @KABUPressKE . You can access it here journals.kabarak.ac.ke/index.php/klr/….

I've noticed in that wepesi discussion, the people who are most against that wedding insist that they grew up in the hood. Now that you've graduated classes you want to distance yourself from the "unsavoury" parts of hood culture. You believe you made it coz you're well behaved.

Medals edition.

I failed a course because I wasn’t available for the field trip while I was winning a gold medal for FUTA at the Nigeria University Games in 2013. The professor said he got the exemption letter from the senate, but he didn’t care because his class was ‘more important’. 🫠

But NEVER confronted or touched. Btches know better 💋

I’ve never before seen so many ppl so afraid of being alone that they’ll squeeze anything to make it fit. It’s become more apparent as I get older but it’s fascinating to observe.

The problem is that we don’t call men dick suckers enough.