pato💨

Unaeza pata matako ni moja ni venye tuko na macho mbili🤣🤣

Yaani hii ni shopping ya 5k haijajaa kwa carrier bag ya mbao 💔

Nimeamka ata sijajua kama macho inaona nikawasha bangi

Kila saa mimi hushinda nikiwa msafi ndio msiwai niosha.

Nguna kama si poko halali kwa baridi

Personally nimetoa monday kwa calendar,weekend inaisha tuesday

Yaani tangu jioni ifike bado ni saa moja, eneyewe monday hukuwa final boss

Life been peaceful this days hope it lasts 🥹

Angani leo mambo ni vulae na mangwai ni kujipurura back to back,hakuna jam😂

Salaried friends ata status wameacha kuview

Natafuta mtu tuzae na yeye twins tuwaite terms and conditions 😁😂😂

My mom kunipea through pass to one of her friend's daughter is the craziest shit I've seen 😭🤣💜

Mimi nimeona hadi mtu anaekea ng'ombe radio ziskize ndio itoe maziwa mingi 😂😂

Since y'all know English on this app, what's the opposite of "SORRY"??

Sasa watu left handed hiyo ndo mkono yao ya right ama

Akikushow "what are we" we jua kuna mwengine ameomba chance akaambiwa ategee

akilike status zako zote si iyo ni enaf sign ama

Life no suppose hard — you engage me, I engage you. Deal?

Hata Tl iki boo Taxin ina ni changamsha ajab💃💃

huku attention labda after umenionjesha siwezi risk

Coming home to no wife is starting to piss me off