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guy just dropped a ton of coins on the floor at the bar sounded so beautiful like a hundred crystal bells love it

the gigantic pumkin pie that my roommate has been keeping in the freezer for over a year that i finally told her we need either eat or toss by the end of this week is free

bartender misheard soda bitters as "shot of bitters" fortunately i intervened before that got dire

ice cream and raw oysters for dinner #peated

combined vodka high sodium bodega ramen and crying to really innovate in the under eye dark circle sector

"cooking at home is cheaper" twitter must be feeling really silly right now

i don't even like being uppity on here but you guys are rting hideous corporate memphis style ai cat captioned "matisse"

i was flying to new zealand with some friends a little over a year ago and one of my friends called me out for spending the entire flight staring at flight tracker , but extremely zoomed in so i basically just started at an image of the plane for 15 hours

dimes square will be taking place at cousin bobs next weekend .

i blundered my dark square bishop

if my chess coach sees the game i just played he will kill me

Does anyone wanna give me tons of brand deals so i can be party girl anthony bordain and write memoirs and meet 10 million people and smoke skinny cigarettes

summer is cancelled until we figure out our plans for oktoberfest

alright everyone let's really focus in on having a great oktoberfest this year

I’m going to purchase your organization. I already have several investors and multiple people in your upper management are in on the deal.

The Dream of Lancelot. Edward Burne-Jones, 1896