Alisa

90-seconds of footage from the Lake Michigan mansion retreat dm me to come on the next thanks to a16z @speedrun, @kamjamshidian, and @asylumventures 📸@JohnVFXofficial

yea, sf men use the ambiguity of “coffee chats” to gaslight ppl into dates

is this what yc teaches in the new batches 😭😭😭

I can’t believe @Life360 pulled up in the comments of our manhunt LMAO LIFE360 SPONSOR US PLS 🙏🙏🙏

elijah kurien is the bonnie blue of startups

meow - @michellewang857

update: WE 3 alisa wus bump into each other accidentally at a sf party like “are you alisa wu” “i’m alisa wu” “yeah i’m also alisa wu” 😭😭 @_alisawu @AlisaRaeWu @alissawuu

My cousins

in nyc people’s first msgs start with hey in sf people’s first msgs start with lu.ma

walking into the women’s bathroom at a tech company feels like entering an abandoned warehouse

one hour in a waymo at 1am challenge @fdotinc to san mateo

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied" "Ok" tag me next time fan so that we can go bar for bar

shout out to Varun my day 1 never switching up on him 🤞

striving to be the best alisa wu. looking grim in a 3 way tie with @AlisaRaeWu and @alissawuu where we're: > in sf > in tech > on twitter > on facebook marketplace in march finding intern housing LMAO

never letting 17 year olds touch the office or vehicle again