Lara🫧
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PolyJAMorous||Pronouns: owo/ni/coco
You do not have to sleep with someone to know if they can satisfy you sexually😭 You do not have to fornicate to verify sexual compatibility. On a 1st - 3rd date, I can already tell if you are up to the task or not.
1. Cohabiting is important. 2. Check the machine, ride on it with full speed, if it is not working fine don't you dare. Sexual frustration is a thing and until you experience it, you wouldn't know.
i had a first date today. we were only supposed to have brunch but then we also ended up going axe throwing, rode bikes (got caught in the rain), went for ice cream & took a walk by the river. i just got home. it was perfect.
5m go impress me, 500k too, if you get 50k you can also come forward. i take all, i don’t discriminate.
Dey plizzy. Olamide get song for you no worry.
That's why I'm a fan of both, in between those slow love making, once in a while, let her know you can hit till it affects her walking, hearing and eye sight, disrespectful knacks with flashbacks she can't control. She no go come back ke? Lol
This is why I don’t do new friendships, cos if you know the type of person I am, you won’t send me 100 streaks in one night.
And I thought you were the one o.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM WITHDRAWING ALL PREVIOUS INVESTMENT!! ROOBOY IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
I dey guide - I am managing (frugal) I guide - I am rich I no too guide - I am broke.
“Guide” in Nigerian English meaning “frugal” is so funny to me because how do people come up with these things? Lol
I just want to go to the club with a woman I love, while my man sits and watch.
Tchai, Imisi, you’ll be fine😮💨😭😭
imisi is not poor. I repeat, imisi is not poor! She’s not razz either. She’s very performative and intentional bout everything she’s doing in there. I’ve seen that script before. Y’all better not piss me off.