Cletus

I only call you when it’s half past poop o’clock

Vape that lets you check your portfolio

I hugged Spiderman at my birthday party

Matthew Perry

Going to watch Happy Gilmore 2 after supper

Praying before eating at Hooters

Wanna see who can crash out the hardest bro

Shush up bro meemaw is trying to watch Fox News

Matthew Perry

A girl liked my tweet about poop

I’m gonna be so pissed if Happy Gilmore 2 sucks balls bro

The land of Korea

Going bald because of crypto

Matthew Perry

Nana will you cut the skin off my apple