gaz
@____GAZ_____
Well today was a dress rehearsal for the start of the football season Few pints Couple shots Pie and pint at half time Quick pint int pub after Then home.... Why?? Cause she'll think I'll be like that all season,where as next week I'll be absolutely wankered and stagger in
Secretly hoping that face recognition on porn sites will say I'm too young
I won't be watching the women's final tomorrow Why Cause I've never watched women's footy And I won't start
Mondays ruined Fuck all washing done on Sunday Blokes off to work with no sandwiches made
Yeaaahhh May have only been a friendly today but it's almost like nothing has changed at the footy 😂
Hey @grok Which 5 of my followers have the best breasts?? Tag them so they have to prove it
Right even though some of the best folk only come on here when it's late(like the good old days plus he's a fucking Australian wanker now) I'd better get some kip NN fucktards
This is a proper heart felt tweet We all have our ups and downs,and some go through it all better than other, some(like myself) hide it all away and hide it from everyone, but it really is good to talk Even on here with folk you've never met If you ever need an ear DM me
Kids of today will never know that Jordan aka Katie price used to be pretty
I've just spent sixteen and a half grand on a summer house to be built, I'm not showing off that I've spent that much on a summer house I'm showing off that I've spent that much on a new home away from the fucking Mrs
Once upon a time on the old skool twitter 23:00pm on a Friday night was a great time, you'd be laughing your bollocks off and getting mad dm's either wrong stuff or women sending rude pics,but it was a great time, the youth of today will never know this
Ladies that do like web cam feeds Either, clean ya fucking house,or don't try being all sexy on your child's SpongeBob bedding You look a cunt either way So my mate says
Fucking daft "game" on Facebook where slappers post their Witherspoon's pub and table showing a bit of cleavage and gullible blokes send them drinks.... Cost me £47 so far FFS
Tonight, I shall be watching as many episodes of top gear,from the very first one,until I fall asleep/pass out 😁
