Dixieland Twink

red devil i am

most gen z girls are infertile so you can just cum in them

I’m going to end my life if this girl makes me wear a condom

$16 for uber for some vietnamese puss. is this worth it. what have I come to?

2 years ago today, Sinead O’Connor sadly passed away.

Not even 5 minutes after posting this I slipped and cut open my thigh from shards of a glass bowl and my lunch went everywhere. Remind me to be humble.

I slept 11 hours and i’m already on track to surpass my protein goals today. I worry if I get too mentally healthy i’m not going to like men anymore :(

Crimes i’ve committed this year: grand larceny, destruction of public property, theft of public property, criminal trespassing, prostitution, buying/possessing drugs, and criminal stalking. Half of these were an accident.

I’m feeling very inspired by horrible people on here to do horrible things for the sake of art

whenever i see anyone aged between 65-75 with nice things i just imagine all the young people’s futures they had to step on to get there

i miss wearing my douchebag cologne before i learned how bad it was for my endocrine system

Apparently Peter Thiel was the one who funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker, which effectively bankrupted the organization. Another win for evil gay conservatives ✊

Middle-aged cool dads are having a rough week

I’m afraid this is another area where men are discriminated against. While there is an existing and efficient “Dan Baltic reply gal to sexual partner pipeline” we have a total hiring freeze with regard to any such promotion for men

After much reflection, I’m ready to live my truth: I am a well-endowed, racist, abusive ex-boyfriend. Please respect my journey during this deeply personal transition.

Sometimes I wonder if Stacy’s mom and Scotty’s girlfriend lived on the same street. That’s a lot of pent up female sexual energy in one place.

Going to become one of those artists whose whole thing is sexualizing women and anyone who naysays me is going against God will’s for me

Guy who says he's a national socialist but says "true nazism has never been tried" like communists do

If I had virginity I would have given it to you

I am grateful that the citizens of Israel (God's people) are given priority on American organ donor lists. They go through a lot and we should support them even after death! #Israel