UNI Confessions
@_UNISecrets
Send in your dirtiest secrets and crushes ;) Not affiliated with The University of Northern Iowa.
The student ID discount is back. $15 for a medium (12”) specialty, $12 for a medium single topping pizza. #ChadsPizzaWhere9InchesIsSmall
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
“Where can you buy delta 9 gummies in cf or wloo?”
“I recently was able to return to Iowa after being deported 2 years ago, and I gotta say it was very refreshing. Iowa looked beautiful dressed in fall colors, and Iowa nice never fails to make me happy and grateful for every moment spent there”
“You ever go to college and your high school bully starts campaigning to be your friend once you start gaining “cool” friends?”
Y’all be hating off of hear say instead of getting to know for yourself. I hate the for you 😭
“My best friend just lost her virginity to a football player (she wants to be a “jersey chaser”). How do I tell her that she has to fuck the whole team, for the street cred?”
Doug and Rosie Lindaman, both 1972 UNI graduates, pledge major investment to UNI-Dome renovation project. 📰 bit.ly/3Zx56ad #EverLoyal #1UNI
“To the girl at Maucker that wanted to hear my music here it is. I lost your number. HMU on.soundcloud.com/PnYZ9WwgUvDDNt…”
“To the girl that was asking for directions by the campanile today, you are breathtaking… no really, it’s hotter than the devils dick out here, and you should’ve been wearing deodorant.”
“If you have to check with your significant before you do something, you’re in a toxic relationship.”
Happy first day of classes, Panthers! 📸
“Is it too early to be sick of your roommate? Like bro, you don’t have to do everything I do. How do I bring it up without being an asshole?”
One of my best friends and I haven’t talked in months we both scheduled tonight to FaceTime and both agreed we weren’t in the mood to talk, we agreed to talk tmro and this is what a healthy and valued friendship is about, not needing to talk 24:7 but to make time and be there
“My dad found my only fans, and is refusing to fund my education if I don’t delete it. I don’t have many subscribers and I’m struggling to buy books. Should I delete it and make a new one under a different name or just listen to my dad”