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lol if we talk The cabal boys will attack you as though you have no opinion

🌚 “I can’t date a broke guy” You been screaming this since 2017 or so. 2025, you’re single, and still not rich

“Don’t introduce me to an energy you can’t maintain” Werey, shey I plan say I wan broke nii🫵🏾🤨

Starts with “I want someone that gives, I’m not about that broke life…” Turns around to say “One of my biggest goals, is to make sure my daughter doesn’t date anybody for what they can give to them” There’s a chance Doyin’s related to Joseph Grimaldi 🤡

See that 100k people keep in their 3rd/4th bank account, as second backup plan when sapa hits? I exhausted mine 2 weeks ago. Now, I need you good folks of twitter to patronize my business.

Men dey play football, men dey watch. Women dey play, men dey watch but women dey watch bbnaija Small time, dem go dey shout about pay disparity for sports

They don’t watch, they don’t buy the merch, they don’t invest in the leagues. We do. But somehow, they still expect the same spotlight, the same rewards, the same recognition. Support has to come before parity in outcome.

I heard a lot of “Oh! You’re the Mounachops” yesterday. Yes oo, I am THE MOUNACHOPS🤭 Thank you @lagosX_FC and @ibtcfc for the platform and @Mabub_Media001 for this perfect shot.

BarkaAllahu fihi

Ki oti die ti wa lara. Me and the dj go gather close.

This is reasonable sha.

Deuces != Sambas

Don’t quit. The one who gave up is the one who lost. #Affirmation #trending

You don’t excel at anything by lazying around. Even to excel at being lazy, you’d have to work hard at doing nothing.

My theory is that most men don’t leave because they stopped loving you. They leave because they think,“she doesn’t deserve to go through this with me”. So walking away feels like protecting you from their chaos. It really sounds ridiculous but that’s like some reverse love

Blooming where I’m planted 🌼🌻

Bitch, is he supposed to be drinking KMnO2?

Sabr

This guy spent 3 days in receiving, he said i should never call in sick again in my life😂😭😭

There’s another one… Anyone who served in Damboa between 2017 and 2019 will remember this. A soldier’s wife, who hadn’t seen her husband in a long while, traveled from Adamawa to Maiduguri just to see him. The husband took a town pass from Damboa to meet her. He bought a live…