Nik

Hehehehe I keep getting the same East African uncle for my uber rides & we became buddies & he works at my local Whole Foods! Omg he’s so sweet

You’re mad that an older Jamaican woman had traditional views on relationships 😒😒😒😒 lmao have yall never met a Jamaican Karen?????? Lets call them a Patrice in this scenario

This dude at the gym next to my job has a crush on me & I feel like a fish in a tank whenever I see him. He be like

Everytime a man comes into my job my coworkers ask if we’re dating. No everyone gets treated like that lmao

Everyone wants to slow burn rn. Please arrive in love I’m not even kidding

Yall gotta stop misgendering me. This is literally what I look like

Damn everyone getting married this summer lol. Summer of Love fr

This means nothing. Those same men have like 2-3 gfs lmao

I have a list lmfaoo

You guys. Idk what happened to me in the womb but I’m missing that part of your brain where you care smh

I never know my tweets are viral until I log back on to tell you guys about the food I’ve had for the week

with love,

Trying to find a new apt in Atlanta should not be this fucking difficult, leaning more towards a life of crime everyday.