Kevin (Only Dick Monfort selling can save us now)
@_Kevlar23_
Denver sports fan | A betting man | Nikola Jokic MVP Propaganda Machine | All Hail John Collins | Contributor at @RotoBallerMLB and @RotoBallerNBA |
This thread is for anyone who thinks that playing at Coors Field will automatically make you a better hitter and you're absolutely sure it makes all the difference for @Rockies players. I'm here to tell you how wrong you are.
You’ll never guess who grok answered with
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them
Anyways, the Scottie Scheffler scene near the end of Happy Gilmore 2 got the best laugh outta me. Predictable? Sure. But who cares. Absolutely loved it
The Rockies have been shutout twice now by scores of 18-0 or worse (21-0 vs Padres a couple months ago). I want to know if any team has had multiple shutout losses this big in a season before and, if so, what the record is. Gotta think it's happened before but yeesh
Did not expect to see Boban in Happy Gilmore 2 but it was a welcome surprise
Finally found a way to use Grok correctly
Based on your posts, the most famous person who blocked you for an insignificant reason appears to be MLB star Willson Contreras, after you highlighted his eBay bid on used underwear. Quite the quirky tale!
Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to have blocked me for a rather insignificant reason
Which pitcher is poised for a big second half of the season? Our staff picks, Part 1... @EricCrossMLB: Eury Perez @A_Smith_FS: Daniel Palencia @sportz_nutt51: Dylan Cease @Baseball_Jimbo: Will Warren @_Kevlar23_: Jesus Luzardo
They just gave RyMac a short porch in right field in the midst of a breakout. This is madness
One thing that blows my mind is how much microwave instructions for frozen meals have changed. Just made a frozen mac that said to heat for three minutes, stir, then heat for three minutes again. If I heated up something for 6 minutes as a teen the house would have exploded
Starting Pitcher Breakouts/Fakeouts is LIVE for Week 17 @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB This week, I look at two veterans bouncing back from injuries and two young studs who are piling up strikeouts! It's a nice combo of intriguing arms... rotoballer.com/fantasy-baseba…
So many bullpens are going to look so different before Thursday evening's trade deadline. For now, some injuries have reshaped a pair of pens already. Check that out and more in this week's @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report: rotoballer.com/closers-and-sa…
Jorge logging onto twitter and seeing this
Jorge Cantú is the greatest negative bWAR player of all time right?
On one hand, this is a little crazy given how much team control they have AND they've been really good. On the other hand, bullpen arms can be incredibly volatile so maybe this is a smart move? On the third hand (I'm a freak), the Rockies are entertaining offers at the deadline?
REPORT: The #Rockies are willing to entertain trade offers on Victor Vodnik and Seth Halvorsen, according to @katiejwoo and @WillSammon Vodnik is under team control for 4 more years and Halvorsen has 5+ years of team control.