Legally Blonde 👱🏽‍♀️

If I stay

Funny thing about this is that, God forbid anything happens to you in this situation, men will be the first ones to ask you why you were home alone with strange men. You were asking for it.

Mina I hate all chores equally. My laziness doesn’t discriminate.

Which God do you guys pray to that orchestrates people’s downfalls just because *you* said so?

Thank you so much for retweeting/sharing. The car was found at a scrapyard in Pretoria 🙏🏽

Praying for your baby boy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

people who shower before going to bed and then shower when they wake up are actually doing too much

Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ reports.

Kiki likes connecting the phone to the tv😭you’ll be watching something and it’s “Kinaya’s iPhone is connected”

lol I remember playing with Kiki like this and some old women came and tried berating me🥲

Yho

Sies

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you have to do a whole apology tour. That stuff is crazy.

One thing that keeps me going in life is that I am surrounded by so much love. Ndiyathandwa ngabantu abasondele kum, and that is everything and more.

I feel seen

Colourism 😔

i don’t trust people that turn hyper-religious out of nowhere like you def did something terrible and the guilt eating you alive

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