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I am entering negotiations with the President of Gorillas on behalf of humanity. I think I can get us a deal.

Donald Trump to make a televised address to the nation tonight and call for a "Million Pedophile March" to the preschool closest to the White House

I'm thinking about an old friend I saw the other day who's losing the battle with hair loss. It's okay, brother. You can just let go. There's no shame in taking the honorable way out.

We are all unwitting participants on behalf of the two factions in the Great American Pedophile Wars (1607-Present)

What a beautiful reminder that staying alive to see evil men die is actually worth it. 🖤

Her: It's just that I can never tell what's going on inside that head of yours, you know? Me: youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-Q…

Donald Trump, tomorrow: "Actually it's illegal NOT to molest children. I could have you all arrested, you know?"

What if I just took a nap instead of going to this meeting tonight? "But Brynn it's 8pm you'll basically just be going to bed!" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

There are no good arguments for anything, actually

I am begging you please read every word of this

i hate that the inevitable collapse of this country is so fucking stupid. redditor-engineered apocalypse

The movement for Palestinian liberation faces deepening repression in the US. @columbiaydsa co-chair @kheilikoay writes how we can chart a clear path forward learning from the best practices of our movement across the world and particularly in Palestine. partisanmag.com/palestine-embo…

Freak the fuck out and sell everything. Flee the country. Bite somebody on the way out! You're going to want to get used to the taste of blood and flesh to survive in this new world to come.

Ideally, when I die one of my surviving friends will use my corpse as a puppet to give an extremely disrespectful eulogy about me.