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“Listen brothers” Fucking quality @__ChrisCote

Instead of listening to @LeBatardShow for 4hours today, I hung out with @TaylorTwellman and we discussed @ChrisWittyngham not being present

The flight is divinely protected (So much going on) #spiritairlines

I have an old head with a black wife beater, cowboy hat and belt holster for the phone on my flight. I am divinely protected

There’s a new song with @CraigDavid and @iamjojo and 17 year old me is having a coronary.

Humans shouldnt be able to do this #HomeRunDerby

“Whaaaaat” - @gregcote Needs to be on a shirt

Somehow this Jameis

“And it became I think r&b, rhythm and blues” *audible groan*

“Your powers close up magic? That’s good, we’re not totally fucked at all” This is the best movie ever (238th time seeing it)

“When honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey, to compete” Best movie ever

(Waiting 20+ min at BB for pickup) Me: “if I just took this tv, with this receipt and walked out…….would I get in trouble? BB Employee: “no, we would” Me: “do you not the problem here?”

This is the MOST Mets thing that could have happened.

1. Nico Hulkenburg on podium 2. Stanton legs out a double with out blowing an alternator I challenge Sunday to get better

Nico Hulkenburg getting a podium has to be how the rapture starts right?

Jeremy…….she was nominated for an Oscar for that scene….

Dan:“Phil Niekro” Me too @DarthAmin

For those who down talk the #F1Movie , it takes 21 Races with 4-5 different teams of 2 drivers per team to give us 8 episodes of Drive to Survive.

Stanton hit approximately 147 HRs last year in the playoffs. If was absurd

Taylor Sheridan makes a really good case for wanting a Beth/Angela.