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Derek
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I guess I’m Everything and Nothing at the same time…
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Derek@_Derek25M · 11 h
Aight. The whores are starting to defrost. So Night-night. If you dream about me, slap it on your forehead.
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Derek@_Derek25M · 11 h
Only the real whores watched Happy Gilmore today. How did I come up with such statement?, you ask. Well, whores go out on Saturday night cause they have nothing going on, I happen to have something to watch tomorrow night and you don’t whore.
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Derek@_Derek25M · 12 h
Proof that America is living in 2050.
Proof that America is living in 2050.
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Derek@_Derek25M · 12 h
and DSL stood for … nevermind.
I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson and BBL stood for Be Back Later
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